*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via orgasm)

fawnbabe:

If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you

(via goodfuckingsex)

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE, via encourage)

goodfuckingsex:

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

I already have flawless eyebrows so all I need is the $100k ;)